Model Minority

Seriously…that’s how I feel right now.  Nothing new to report.

I have spent two hours this morning thinking of a comedic sketch involving people in Care Bear costumes on stage directed and written in a production by David Mamet.

I’ve just been notified that another sketch turned into a short one act has been accepted to a local Staged Reading Festival.  Yes.  I’m still holding to the idea that staged readings are primarily an exercise in futility but apparently I’m not getting enough attention and validation so here I go again.

Oh…and apparently everybody is in love except me and I’m this close to ending my term as companionable third wheel, odd man at dinner party, wing-man, shoulder to cry on, or the recipient of torrid bed-room antics.

I was at a club last week and after trying to hang out with two friends in their newly christened couple mode.  After narrowly avoiding getting mauled in their passionate mating dance, I gave up, walked toward a corner, sat down, and accidentally drank a floater while listening to Digital Underground’s Humpty Dance for the third frigg’n time that night while buff gay black man gyrated in front of me.

"Hello Buff Gay Black Man…although you certainly seem to take care of yourself and are wearing an impressive Kenneth Cole ensemble, I would appreciate if you could impress your straight lady friends with your delicate butterfly on ecstacy dance moves from a different location as you are blocking my view of the monitor which is playing clips of Starsky & Hutch.  Thank you."

This BLOG was brought to you by Seu Jorge’s Portuguese cover of David Bowie’s "Starman".

Random Sang Trivia: Sang had his hair permed back in middle school.  All photographs from this time have been destroyed so don’t bother.

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