Just cause I feel like it…
Some quotes from my two favorite shows (at the moment). I motivate you to indulge your inner couch tuber by watching them…
"House"
"Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I’m Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I’m one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she’s much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored… certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn’t it? But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It’s mine! You can’t have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem… but who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?"
And HBO’s "Deadwood" with enough profanity to make David Mamet blush:
"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear god laugh."
"I begrudge that pervert his happiness …"
"I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker."
